amethystsregret: (Puppy Drool)
Tsuzuki Asato ([personal profile] amethystsregret) wrote2010-12-19 04:42 pm

#037 [ACTION/AUDIO/VIDEO]

In the kitchen of the Order, Jerry was hard at work, baking a holiday storm. Candies, cookies, cakes, you name it in all the colors of the rainbow! Smiling away, the master of food had just finished mixing another bowl of gingerbread batter, held firmly in his strong arm. Placing it gingerly on the counter, he turned his head to grab the last cookie sheet he'd washed. His system had never failed to clean while you cooked, and it was this time of year he needed it the most, unless you counted Allen's three meals a day...

Silent as the night, a figure appeared, floating above the man's head. Tsuzuki was grinning like a little boy at the bowl of batter. He'd been hiding in ghost mode for the opportunity to shift back, so he could sneak a finger in the gingerbread bowl! Finally, he reached down when Jerry wasn't looking. Just as his finger reached the batter, a wooden spoon whacked the back of his hand, producing a whimper from the shinigami. Jerry looked above him, shaking his head like a mother to her child.

"Don't you think for one minute that just because you have that invisible form you'll get past my food senses, Asato. I've been protecting my kitchen from all kinds of powers even before Komui made that contraption. No hands in the bowl. Wait like the rest of the Order, flyboy!" With that the cook put his hand with the spoon on his hip and frowned up at Tsuzuki.

"Yes, sir... So much like Tatsumi, it's scary..." He floated away disappointed to the door, but that didn't keep him from sitting in the doorway to watch and drool...

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I'd been waiting for the right time, too. Must have set him off somehow.

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[identity profile] moonsetting.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He seems like the kinda guy to notice everything when it comes down to his food.

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Just like Tatsumi and the Ministry bank account... [He whimpers at the memory of that face, yelling at him back home.]

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[identity profile] moonsetting.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You have experience with that sort of thing?

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in debt for eternity, so Tatsumi jumps my ass everytime I spend money.

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[identity profile] moonsetting.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They sort of have a reason for yelling at you if you're always in debt, y'know. [ Says the semi-hobo. ]

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not my fault that everytime I duke it out with something serious things explode...! I can't control my enemies' tactics...! It usually the non-human ones that end up making me destroy buildings, so it's self-defense...! [Whining and whimpering...]

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[identity profile] moonsetting.livejournal.com 2010-12-23 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You.. destroy buildings. [ Not really the answer he expected. ]

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
The abandon building was totally just waiting to get demolished... Hijiri's school theater's roof was a quick fix... The cruise liner wasn't even my fault because Muraki blew it up... I'll own up to St. Michael's chapel being destroyed, but I was fighting a demon... The church in the Count's book shouldn't count... I shouldn't be held responsible for Muraki's lab either... I can't deny all the times I've recked the Ministry building though...

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[identity profile] moonsetting.livejournal.com 2010-12-25 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Summing it up just makes it sound worse.

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... Now you know why I'm in debt...

And that's just in the last two years...

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[identity profile] moonsetting.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean there's even more?

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't really help it when I'm fighting things that like to reek havoc and destruction, can I?

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[identity profile] 2ndruneknight.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Better wait for your turn.

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Jerry is a kitchen god... [He drools at the thought of the finished product.]

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[identity profile] 2ndruneknight.livejournal.com 2010-12-23 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Chuckles.]

No doubt about it.

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-23 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you smelled the kitchen, Roland?! It's enough to make you hungry!

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[identity profile] 2ndruneknight.livejournal.com 2010-12-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He must've been going all out! No, even more than that!

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-24 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
All out is making a buffet for this place! He's gone above that! All those sweets...! I'm going crazy!

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[identity profile] 2ndruneknight.livejournal.com 2010-12-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Something above a buffet? That's...that's a lot of food!

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I know... I'm getting hungrier everytime he walks away from the counter...

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[identity profile] 2ndruneknight.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You can bear the wait, Mr. Asato! It won't be long.

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Roland. I need all the encouragement I can get. [He curls up even more, and a soft whimper escapes him.]

[identity profile] singerinpink.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
If what you told me it's true, you can't compare Jerry to Tatsumi-san!

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
They both have scary senses! It's like they know what I'm going to do before I do it!

I did tell you Tatsumi can cook, right?

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[identity profile] singerinpink.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
He can? Geez, another one. What is it, they get stiffy because of the food smell or what?

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[identity profile] amethystsregret.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, but he always griped at me when he was cooking. He's such a tightly wrung guy...